Oh yeah, sure. It's just me. Joey. You know, the NORMAL, AVERAGE EVERY DAY candidate. Uh-huh. The one who's day started out at 6:30 am in front of the storied offices of the Orange County Sewage District beating off giant CHLORINE TRUCKS, with a large "DON'T BLEACH THE BEACH" sign!! And don't forget my two fellow demonstrators, Rob Nelson ("DON'T STALL-TREAT IT ALL!"), and Bo ("STOP THE BLEACH!"). We even flew the giant "FULL SECONDARY NOW!" banner!

And todays great leap foreward?

...Why, this morning, we actually found out that we rate!

How high?

...Well, this morning, OCSD General Manager BLAKE ANDERSON actually gave us the 'one fingered salute', y'all!!

Thanks, Blake. Sorry I have to defeat you on this bleach issue, but- it's just not something I can ever let you get away with, y'know?

Bleach is GREAT on whites, and I even use all-tempacheer on colors....however, I really have a problem when you use it on Dolphins, or when you use it to CONTINUE TO AVOID FULL SECONDARY TREATMENT OF ALL SEWAGE.

And those ENDOCRINE DISRUPTERS formed when you try to dump chlorine on POORLY TREATED SEWAGE (like....a-hemmmm- YOU'RE DOING???!!!), well....Seems that when 20 year old men are exposed to them, the chances they will have male children decreases by 35%, and ...................that's not too good. See ya out there tomorrow!
La - la - la - la - laaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love ya!!!! xoxoxoxo
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OK!!!! Well, I guess I'll conclude todays festivities by leaving a little CONTROVERSY behined me....can you imagine that??

Anyway, I'd like to mention a bit about the RANCHO MISSION VIEJO thing. Yeah, you know, where DAN SILVER (endangered habitats league) and SHIRLEY GRINDLE keep talking about NCCP'S???? (Natural Community Conservation Plans). Those letters they write to the Newspapers are so fun!!! Gee, I guess maybe they're RIGHT about trading off some habitat for others!!!
Well, here's an idea!!!!! Someone tell DAN and SHIRLEY that, for the good of their entire property, we're gonna bulldoze the bedrooms, backyards, and bathrooms..........but we'll set them up with restored closets, foyers, and dining/TV rooms. Sound good?

...Did I mention that I saw a CALIFORNIA CONDOR out there Sunday afternoon? Well, I DID.

-nuff said.
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Stay tuned NEXT WEEK for...

"LFAS (Low Frequency Active Sonar)-How I Buried Whales on my BAHAMA VACATION"

or

"Bones on Bolsa Chica - The Land Tom Harman forgot"

And remember, everybody... don't start no trouble, y'hear???!

Love, your pal joey
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To help the campaign, checks to:

ELECT JOEY RACANO PO Box 373 Huntington Bch, Ca 92648

http://www.greeninformation.org/joey/ceilidh.html

www.littleshell.org or www.stopthewaiver.com

www.ancienttrees.org
www.seashepherd.org

www.tokyoprogressive.org/~ccshbca

http://www.greeninformation.org/joey/ceilidh.html

http://www.geocities.com/voiceforveterans

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